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 Post subject: Did Not Eat That
PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:18 pm 
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Ok, so here is another one.

A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog...

A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a drunk. The drunk rolls around, leans over, and splat! He pukes all over the dog. The drunk looks down, sees the little dog struggling in the pool of vomit, and slurs, "I don't remember eating that!"

Larry


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 Post subject: Re: Did Not Eat That
PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:58 am 
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Larry;
Ah, here you are you son of a bitch!
You promised me you quit drinking and would be at the meeting you F(n) liar.
And look at what you did to that little mutt.
What did I ever see in you?

Peg


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 Post subject: Re: Did Not Eat That
PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:53 pm 
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Dear Larry;
My shift ends in an hour. How'd you like to come over to my place for something to eat?

Syd


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 Post subject: Re: Did Not Eat That
PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:01 pm 
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Larry Old Buddy Old Pal;
Don't you go playing with Sydney... She is trouble with a capital 'T'. :D
I have a better idea. We are going to head on over to that 'Weekend Winner' AA meeting.
I know the guy who runs it. He's cool but could be packin' some high velocity lead tonight so don't piss him off.

Hey Syd;
You Sweet Lucious Lap Dancing Pole Hugging Thing.
I'm gonna' take Larry over to that meeting but
I'll be back when your shift is over. How about giving this thing a whirl...
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 Post subject: Whoah!!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:14 pm 
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Now how am I supposed to wrap my lips around that thing you big Doofus?
Why are you so cruel to me?

Sydney


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