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The Three Little Pigs
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Author:  LeisureSuitLarry [ Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:06 pm ]
Post subject:  The Three Little Pigs

Hi;
I'm Larry, I love Whiskey and I sure am pleased to meet you.
Have a seat, I've got this joke I'd like to tell you.

Three Little Pigs

This is a true story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a six Year old is. They think so logically. A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.

She read, "and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?" The teacher paused and then asked the class: "What do you think the man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly, "I think the man would have said:"Well,fuck me! A talking pig!!

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes and I sprayed the cat next to me with a mouthful of Whiskey. Then I Flicked my Bic to light a smoke and the cat went up in flames.

Larry

Author:  IAmTheAdminFromHell [ Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Three Little Pigs

Keep'em coming Larry and you just might get an Oscar!!

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